michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

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weloveshortvideos:

Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!

Vine by Daz_Black

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kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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vauseman-prepling:

My faves x

itmakesnosense:

The most honest advert in history…

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vonmunsterr:

pornosophical:

jzanity1010:

dbvictoria:

More Disney Parks facts here

TREASURED GUEST

But how could you leave out this

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that last one is the most important one wow

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fallen-inspiration:

medusan:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

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When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

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THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded

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thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

(Source: king-of-death-and-destruction, via sextnoise)

unpopuler:

I would rather punch myself in the face than go to school

(via hotboyproblems)

"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

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ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

(via le-roi-de-merde)

momcrotch:

why am I so touched by this

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