brokenalaska:

The Queen Spoke!!!

A dream you dream alone is only a dream, but a dream we dream together is reality..

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via tracayyemcconnell)

  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via tracayyemcconnell)

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

(via tracayyemcconnell)

whouer:

when you try your best but your don’t succeed

(via tracayyemcconnell)

spodermen:

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

(Source: arcadine, via tracayyemcconnell)

(Source: animatedtext, via sextnoise)

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

(via stabs)

charliemcdonnell:

how my emotions work

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

image

(via unironic-hurdygurdy)

internetvvhore:

good looking 13 year olds 

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(Source: pxrra, via dietpennyroyaltea)