jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

(Source: misterjakes, via cheeseburgerz)

🐯 #butfirstletmetakea #selfie #rawr

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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(via sickbastard-evilnerd)

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via unprime)

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via pizza)

departured:

trendingly:

What Cities Would Look Like Without Lights

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omg this is so cool take a look 

(via departured)

rattlebread:

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

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perfect gif usage

The real question is why is it still in there after she’s asleep
Like who sleeps with vegetables in their vaginas
Is this a new trendy thing

IT IS 4 FUCKING AM AND I WAS NOT MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS SHIT

(Source: lolgifs.net, via miniestlivi)

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

(Source: deadlustre, via stabs)

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist, via miniestlivi)

Mike. Mike, please. This is not you, this is me. Don’t be me

(Source: thefollowinggifs, via miniestlivi)

zackisontumblr:

an actual photo of me at school

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(via orgasm)

for-hyrul3:

dorkly:

Xbox Live Ultimatum

This is more than perfect.

(via katssby)

trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

(via sorry)